Thursday, June 08, 2006
Much Love
So someone may have taken slight issue with being referred to as an enabler in a previous posting. *cough*Avril*cough* Let me state, for the record, that it was said in jest. If anyone in our 19 year long relationship is the enabler, chances are that I'm wearing the heavyweight championship belt on this one.
Avril, to put it simply, rocks out loud. So, in fact, does her friend Aubrey. Aubrey, ladies and gentlemen, was kind enough to notarize my divorce papers (oh yeah...in case anyone is out of the loop, I'm getting divorced) in a bar tonight. A fitting end, for anyone who knows me.
Long story short, Avril and Aubrey rock, and if they had a fan club, I would not only be President, I would be the entire administration. If anyone else tried to hold office, a bloody coup would be involved, with me ending up back in office. So don't even try, son. You don't want me to bring it. That's how much love I have for these two. Plus, they have a cheese tray.
Avril, to put it simply, rocks out loud. So, in fact, does her friend Aubrey. Aubrey, ladies and gentlemen, was kind enough to notarize my divorce papers (oh yeah...in case anyone is out of the loop, I'm getting divorced) in a bar tonight. A fitting end, for anyone who knows me.
Long story short, Avril and Aubrey rock, and if they had a fan club, I would not only be President, I would be the entire administration. If anyone else tried to hold office, a bloody coup would be involved, with me ending up back in office. So don't even try, son. You don't want me to bring it. That's how much love I have for these two. Plus, they have a cheese tray.
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We, here at SNEU Headquarters, have found a descrepency (how the hell do you spell that) in the facts......read exhibit 1:
"Regardless of gender, I would never, ever hug anyone at the end of a business meeting."
...and now exhibit 2:
"Aubrey, ladies and gentlemen, was kind enough to notarize my divorce papers (oh yeah...in case anyone is out of the loop, I'm getting divorced) in a bar tonight."
--- Was the notarization of these divorce papers a business transaction?
--- Was there a hug incvolved at the end of the night? (sometimes one feels the need to hug the drummer, the bartender, the doorman, the bum outside, and the lady at Waffle House)
***We want answers. No Bill O'Reilly anwers either....the real ones.
"Regardless of gender, I would never, ever hug anyone at the end of a business meeting."
...and now exhibit 2:
"Aubrey, ladies and gentlemen, was kind enough to notarize my divorce papers (oh yeah...in case anyone is out of the loop, I'm getting divorced) in a bar tonight."
--- Was the notarization of these divorce papers a business transaction?
--- Was there a hug incvolved at the end of the night? (sometimes one feels the need to hug the drummer, the bartender, the doorman, the bum outside, and the lady at Waffle House)
***We want answers. No Bill O'Reilly anwers either....the real ones.
Easy, killer, with this type of uninformed journalism, you may have a spot waiting for you on FOX news or some other ultra-right-wing "news" organization.
To the best of my knowledge, I have never hugged Aubrey. As far as business transaction goes, I did buy her a few beers, so it is very loosely termed business. I consider it more of a friend doing me a favor.
Bill O'Reilly my ass.
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To the best of my knowledge, I have never hugged Aubrey. As far as business transaction goes, I did buy her a few beers, so it is very loosely termed business. I consider it more of a friend doing me a favor.
Bill O'Reilly my ass.
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