Friday, June 23, 2006



I’m experiencing a bit of writer’s block this week, it seems. A lot of this has to do with my policy of not writing about work, and having spent the first three days of the week out of town at corporate training, essentially eliminating 72 hours worth of material. I also got a severe head cold during this trip, and have spent the last 2 days either at the office (which I don’t write about) or laying on the couch (which isn’t terribly exciting.) Don’t get me wrong, as far as couches go, this one rocks, but not in the “if this couch is rockin’, don’t come a’knockin’” sense. More in the “I wish I could breathe through my nose and get a solid night’s sleep” sense.

This is quickly turning into a pity party, which was not the original intent, so let me lighten the mood with a joke…Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks! Hi-yo! (done in my best Ed McMahon voice) *rim shot* (crickets) Is this thing on? So…I just flew into town, and are my arms tired! (sound of cricket suicide)

In case anyone is wondering, this is quickly turning into the most random, poorly constructed post to date. I think I originally had something to write about, but I’ve completely lost track at this point. Have a great weekend; I’ll try to do something stupid and embarrassing so I can keep you entertained next week.

sniff sniff......this is sad.....truly.......please......please

pull yourself together......
here's what you do to rid yourself of that headcold: heat up a pot of water on the stove to a rolling boil. then, let it cool slightly so you won't get a steam burn. after that, pour the water into a nice big bowl. get a towel and put it over your head, then lay your hed over the bowl and let the steam do its magic.

okay, so that wasn't funny at all. more practical in nature, really. hey, i can't be expected to pull a witty penis joke out of my ass any old time.
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