Wednesday, April 18, 2007


The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown Down...

Compton is calling into question the integrity of my last post about drinking a check in a glass of PBR, since I am never actually pictured in the act. In fact, I know he's just causing trouble for the sake of causing trouble (we're related, it kind of runs in the family.) That being said, many of you do not know me that well, and may start questioning my honor. So, in an effort to both defend my honor and increase my readership, I issue you, my loyal readers, a challenge:

In the comments section, suggest any shenanigans/stunts/tomfoolery/etc. you would like to see me perform and document on film (well, technically, on memory stick) with me in picture. Depending on the number of comments and new readers/commenters I get, I may put it up to a vote.

Here are the guidelines:

1. I'm foolish, not suicidal. Nothing that could result in maiming and/or death.

2. Nothing that results in any permanent changes to my body, such as tattoos, piercings, or a sex change operation. Also, I'm scared to death of needles.

3. Nothing illegal. I'm too pretty to go to jail.

4. I won't say no nudity, but let's keep it tasteful. Nothing gratuitous just so you can get a peek at what I'm packing. Besides, I'll probably PhotoShop in those black "censored" boxes that Hard Copy is so fond of. (Is that show even still on TV?)

5. PBR should be involved.

That's it, kids. Have fun, and tell your friends. Keep in mind, you're dealing with the guy who dresses like this for St. Patrick's Day:

JT out.

"Llllllets get ready to STUMBLLLLLLLLE!!!!!"

No, I'm pretty sure that Hard Copy has been off the air for years.

Okay, here's my submission for your next stunt:

The old 'Tablespoon of Cinnamon' trick. Rumor has it that you can't swallow a heaping tablespoon of cinnamon in one gulp. Sounds easy, but it's pretty devious, and it's extremely rare to see a clip of a guy doing it correctly.

There you go. Simple and interesting.
oh yeah...this could be fun....and I hope democratic....can we vote...please daddy....pleeaaasssee!

Okay...this is one...but I am sure I will be submitting please don't ring the bell just yet...we need time to think of the most...umm....suitable feats.

(1) digital mode...fake seizure in Wal-Mart Parking lot....upload.

I know it's lame...but I am just getting warmed up....

(2) snort keith richard's Dad's ashes....

(3) hidden camera....nail kyle with a spoon full of fight style...

....I will be back!!!!
I move to merge the two suggestions thusfar with a "Tablespoon" theme.

One tablespoon of cinnamon down the hatch....another of mayo flung at Dr. Metz...although he may read this...killing the element of surprise...if so, pick anyone else

this could get good
THis one came in from my buddy Epat via email:

Challenge #1: Saltine crackers There has long been a tradition at the Epat family for performing stupid tricks. One must ingest 6 Saltine crackers in 60 seconds without the help of water or any other digestive lubricants. If this is completed, you must wash the remnants down with an ice cold PBR.
How about car bombing a PBR with a shot of cinnamon.
I have to say...right now, blustacon is in the lead in my opinion.

I'm giving this one more day, and then a new picture post, followed by the stunt post sometime next week, since I'm going on vacation as of Thursday.
consume a gallon of milk in an hour without puking...
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