So here I am again on my own...

Going down the only road I've ever known...

Like a drifter I was born to walk alone...

And I know what it means, to quote an 80's band cause I don't know what the hell else I wanna say...

Yeah, I'm the new guy herebouts... Seems like a theme in my life lately... First I'm the new bartender... Then the new guy in the neighborhood... Then the new guy on WoW... Then the new guy at the new job... Then the new guy browsing the erotic services part of Craig's List (r.i.p.)... Then the new guy at the free clinic... Then the new guy writing `cause Josh decided to take a fucking vacation while some of us have to deal with itching AND working...

feh.

Ok, everyone go buy the new DVD release Outlander... It's reminiscent of Pitch Black in that it's a low-budget but well-made Sci-fi film wil flaws that are 100% forgivable...

Avoid Terminator Salvation... Dick Cheney has more soul.

Gonna see both Up and Drag Me to Hell this weekend... One on Friday, the other on Sunday... Prolly in that order...

wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trying to sell this house.

Moving, working, and getting a house ready to sell. I'm making no more excuses or promises about when Spork Nation will return. Nothing personal, I just work entirely too many hours between my job and this house. Add to that the fact that Melissa and I now live together and are adjusting to that milestone, and I have zero time or creativity right now.

I do miss you all, and will return. However, plan on seeing a new Spork Nation. I am recruiting team members to help me update the site and keep it fresh. Anyone interested, let me know. Anone from any walk of life, gender, religion, sexual orientation, or political leaning is welcome. Except Canadians. This is, after all, a great Nation, made up of many.

JT out.