Tuesday, September 16, 2008
- rims true spork
- pounds "jaw surgery"
- pepto bismol car bombs
- oh balls "oh balls"
- naked pics of jim from south carolina
- midget drinking budweiser
- cbs alligator ribs labor day
- but he ain't all bad, him being older than me allows him to take me to the pub with him regularly. i think he takes me because no one else can stand his non-sensical ramblings and half-baked ideas, but i don't mind really, its entertainment after all.
- ryan zeinart (Thanks, CDP!)
- thumb rings ear cartilage rings lesbian lesbians
- underwriting manager jobs in germany with american banks
- bad donkey fireworks
Most of the hits I get come from people searching for some variation on the theme of "white trash party" however. I have to credit one single post for bringing me all of those hits.
What I found the most interesting, however, is that I am being read in 48 out of 50 states (I'm missing North Dakota and West Virginia,) and in 39 countries worldwide. The second-most loyal country is Canada, which makes me feel that perhaps I should apologize for all of the Canadian jokes I make. I should, but I won't. Not until they start exporting french fries and gravy to South Carolina and stop using that silly metric system.
Naturally, I get the most hits from South Carolina, but Wisconsin is bringing up second with Minnesota and California a very close third and fourth. That being said, I get hits from more cities in California (144) than in South Carolina (44). I would love to explain my theory as to why that is, but I don't have one. Feel free to formulate one and get back to me.
The amount of information to be gained is overwhelming. Most of it is useless to me since this isn't a commercial site, but it is vastly entertaining and a touch disturbing at times (see "high school girls leather pants" above.) Crap. Now I'm going to get more and more hits for that. Oh well.
I think it's messed up.
Besides, CG, everyone knows that Indonesians have a special fondness for underage chicks from the Midwest!
"Today I went to Wal-Mart, sucking on titties, and let me tell you what I saw while there. There was this one girl with, hot sex, a dress on that seriously...."
I can't figure out Google analytics. *blush* I mean, I understand what a < / body> tag is, but my HTML tags are all done for me. So I guess I have to just keep going with the the Wordpress stats, which are sometimes disappointingly unhelpful. Yesterday was my busiest day ever, but I don't know how a single person arrived there. No search terms listed, no referrals. Weird.