Friday, February 15, 2008


It's time...

Update: I know this has been up for almost a week, but it's staying here for 2 reasons.

1. Only 2 ideas have been proposed so far, and Bubba's idea was too close to one already done.

2. I'm in a time crunch with the two jobs this week. Back out the door to job numero dos as we sepak.

A lot of people have been mentioning that I haven't done any stupid stunts in a while, so I'm putting it out there: Leave your best ideas in the comments section, I'll pick a few of my favorites, and put it up to a vote.

I have the weekend off from the Village Idiot for the first time in about a year, which means two things:

1. No The Idiot Speaks on Monday.

2. I'll be living a somewhat normal life this weekend...well, for me anyway.

For old stunts, click here or here.

As always, the following rules apply:

1. I'm foolish, not suicidal. Nothing that could result in maiming and/or death.

2. Nothing that results in any permanent changes to my body, such as tattoos, piercings, or a sex change operation. Also, I'm scared to death of needles.

3. Nothing illegal. I'm too pretty to go to jail.

4. I won't say no nudity, but let's keep it tasteful. Nothing gratuitous just so you can get a peek at what I'm packing. Besides, I'll probably PhotoShop in those black "censored" boxes that Hard Copy is so fond of. (Is that show even still on TV?)

5. PBR should be involved.

Apparently, I am very fond of numbered lists this morning.

JT out.

My dad found himself a human volcano when he had a few PBRs followed by a lot of good chocolate a few years back.

I thought it was a horrible waste of good chocolate, but if you're looking to do something stupid, maybe do the cinnamon shot with cocoa powder instead?
tiiiiing CHUNG!

A Current Affair
might be interested.
You may want to consider asking the CDP for that mix I sent him. He may need to shunt the load off on someone else, kind of like The Ring

Listening to that with PBR and a box of Valentines Day chocolates could be interesting, life threatening, but interesting. It may infringe on Rule #2 part C.
Blu - I bet that you and I are the only two CDPeons up at this time on a Saturday morning.
Bet I'm the only one at work.
I was up that early on Saturday...and every other Saturday. I'm not proud of it, just want to be part of the cool club.
Buffalo wings in PBR? Down it at the Idiot?
I can't sleep past 7am and am usually up by 2:30 am on most days.

How was the mox JT?
The McDonalds Song Challenge!!!
JT, we over at the CDP stumbled upon the perfect challenge for you to attempt for the purpose of entertainment.

In the 80's, the McDonalds corporation had a catchy jingle that boasted the delicious menu options they had. It went a little something like this:

"Big Mac, Mc DLT, a Quarter-Pounder with some cheese, Filet-O-Fish, a hamburger, a cheeseburger, a Happy Meal. McNuggets, tasty golden french fries, regular or larger size, and salads: chef salad or garden, or a chicken salad oriental. Big Big Breakfast, Egg McMuffin, hot hot cakes, and sausage. Maybe biscuits, bacon, egg and cheese, a sausage, danish, hash browns too. And for dessert hot apple pies, and sundaes three varieties, a soft-serve cone, three kinds of shakes, and chocolatey chip cookies. And to drink a Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, and orange drink, A Sprite and coffee, decaf too, A lowfat milk, also an orange juice. I love McDonald's, good time great taste, and I get this all at one place!"

The song can be heard in its entirety right here:

Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, would be the following:

1. Go to a McDonalds and order everything listed in the song that they still sell.

2. Eat everything in the course of two hours.

That is all.
I agree, I will excuse the McDLT for not being available. The song clearly implies a choice of 1 of the 3 salads mentioned. Also biscuits, bacon, egg and cheese, a sausage, danish, hash browns too are offered with a maybe and since most of those are already incuded I would personally forgive them.
I would also be willing to let you substitute PBR for all drinks mentioned.
Gentlemen - clearly you ignored rule #1:

I'm foolish, not suicidal. Nothing that could result in maiming and/or death.

I feel certain that that much McDonald's food would kill me on the spot.
being in a coma is waaay different than being dead.
I still say it would kill me. Good morning, by the way. Why are we always up and commenting so early on Saturdays?
I have weekend duty.
Ah. I just can't sleep in anymore.
I would have thought that the Vienna sausages and Boone's Farm from the "White Trash Party" would do the trick quicker than "Chez Mac," but what do I know? :^)'s another idea; watch a Barack Obama speech, and take a sip of PBR every time he talks about "change."

Oh, wait, that could be dangerous. Sorry.
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